I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text
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confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

We broke our bones, trying to fit into eachothers arms.
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igorstepanov:

brentchua:

igor stepanov @ request

coming soon!!!

Love it


foodffs:

Salted Caramel Apple Snickers Cake.

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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